Ambiance is happy to announce the promotion of Zoe from administrative assistant to office manager. Zoe has been a dedicated employee for over eight years and is most dependable. She is an expert in the handling of our operations, and other than the little hair she leaves around the office (actually, a lot of hair), she is very efficient. Please call to speak with Zoe today, provided she is not eating or sleeping, to discuss your upcoming affair. She will be happy to assist you. Just be warned; should you stop by the office, she may be tempted to lick you- non-stop.
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